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alliancesjr is being stalked on Livejournal!

saint_kyra is stalking alliancesjr
saint_kyra’s REAL name :	Ferreira Pickard
saint_kyra’s REAL DOB :	20th December 1987
Height :192 cm	Weight : 73.7 kg
saint_kyra has dreamt about you :	9 times
saint_kyra became interested in you :	08th December 2003
saint_kyra’s latest dream about you
saint_kyra dreams that you are standing before them in a crowded train station, flailing your ass-naked body around the room. Just for them.
This is how saint_kyra describes your relationship behind your back
‘At first I thought it was just friendship, but it’s more than that. The way alliancesjr looks at me has to be seen to be believed. Either he loves me as much as I love him or he’s terrified. And that isn’t very likely, is it……?’
saint_kyra’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
saint_kyra has a habit of searching alliancesjr’s home for sex toys and ‘borrowing’ any that they find.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
saint_kyra now has a full-colour image of you tattooed on their back.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I’d do anything for you. I’d give you the world if I owned it. But all I own is a Volkswagen Polo and a couple of STD’s.

The Police
No. calls to the police :	11 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It’s a stalker I met off the internet. They’ve been harassing me for months now. I can’t walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."
saint_kyra’s Police File
saint_kyra is a callous, heartless young man who enjoys biting the head off squirrels and spitting them out at animal rights protestors.

Testimonies about saint_kyra

jcrow - Suicidal wreck

‘Boring. I know alliancesjr and saint_kyra really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!’

deoridhe - Pig-hustler

‘Thank Christ I never let saint_kyra into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!’

usagiweaver - Breastfeeder of Cats

‘How depressing. I feel sorry for alliancesjr, he’s kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’

eternitian - Wide-load

‘I don’t really have that many enemies - but saint_kyra is definitely one of them now.’