Take THAT, eternitian!

[alliancesjr]

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero alliancesjr is being stalked on Livejournal! saint_kyra is stalking alliancesjr saint_kyra’s REAL name : Ferreira Pickard saint_kyra’s REAL DOB : 20th December 1987 Height :192 cm Weight : 73.7 kg saint_kyra has dreamt about you : 9 times saint_kyra became interested in you : 08th December 2003 saint_kyra’s latest dream about you saint_kyra dreams that you are standing before them in a crowded train station, flailing your ass-naked body around the room. Just for them. This is how saint_kyra describes your relationship behind your back ‘At first I thought it was just friendship, but it’s more than that. The way alliancesjr looks at me has to be seen to be believed. Either he loves me as much as I love him or he’s terrified. And that isn’t very likely, is it……?’ saint_kyra’s been stealing stuff from your house too. saint_kyra has a habit of searching alliancesjr’s home for sex toys and ‘borrowing’ any that they find. They’ve even started modifying their body for you saint_kyra now has a full-colour image of you tattooed on their back. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines I’d do anything for you. I’d give you the world if I owned it. But all I own is a Volkswagen Polo and a couple of STD’s. The Police No. calls to the police : 11 times Your Last Call to The Police "Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It’s a stalker I met off the internet. They’ve been harassing me for months now. I can’t walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission." saint_kyra’s Police File saint_kyra is a callous, heartless young man who enjoys biting the head off squirrels and spitting them out at animal rights protestors. Testimonies about saint_kyra jcrow - Suicidal wreck ‘Boring. I know alliancesjr and saint_kyra really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!’ deoridhe - Pig-hustler ‘Thank Christ I never let saint_kyra into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!’ usagiweaver - Breastfeeder of Cats ‘How depressing. I feel sorry for alliancesjr, he’s kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’ eternitian - Wide-load ‘I don’t really have that many enemies - but saint_kyra is definitely one of them now.’