Taken from the cabbit.

[alliancesjr]

If you're on my friends list, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine... you're on my list, so I want to know you better!



01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favourite and least favourite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

Comments

You're only fanning the fire of my snark!

[beow11.livejournal.com]

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Yes, you might say that. Me and the cat are tight.
02) What was your dream growing up?
In this order: Eat my weight in candy, become a palientologist, become the High Lord Of All Thumb Wrestling.
03) What talent do you wish you had?
I dunno, mutant healing factor is nice. Besides that Id love to have the Babel Tongue.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Well, knowing you, we wouldnt be in a bar to begin with. We would be in a diner or coffeeshop, and you would buy me a glass of milk. Then I would proceed to spill it all over your crotch and embarass the poor waitress when she came by to clan up the mess.
05) Favorite vegetable?
Sweet Potato
06) What was the last book you read?
"Linguistic Theory of the 18th Century", an old textbook I picked up in Madison
07) What zodiac sign are you?
You oughta know, we are very compatable types
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
Five and four, respectively. Arms, ankle, neck, and one in a special place that you have to see. Piercings are all in the ears these days.
09) Worst Habit?
If it isnt nailed down, I chew on it.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Yes, but first I would compliment your backside and ask what price you were expecting.
11) What is your favorite sport?
Naked women's mud wrestling. Failing that, cricket.
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
You would be a better judge of that than me.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Heh... you would emerge shell shocked and rumpled. Leave it at that.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Once I ordered a beef and cheese sandwich, but they brought me a chicken and mayo one, and by then everyone else was already eating so I couldnt send it back. That was tragic.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
Pfft. Dude, you know all of them.
16) Do you have any pets?
Rat, guinea pig, betta fish, cat, John
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
You would likely find me bleary eyed and pantsless. I would invite you in and stuff you full of cookies.
18) What was your first impression of me?
"Geez, look at that geek over there playing with the toy truck. Wait, I WANNA PLAY WITH THAT TOY TRUCK! MINE!"
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Terrifying. They are a subtle satire of the frailty of the human mind in contrast to the strength it is capable of displaying in the face of adversity. Also, those big shoes are wierd.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I would be able to walk around in nothing but a toga.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Crime partner! In fact, Id be the one egging you on.
22) What color eyes do you have?
Standard brown
23) Ever been arrested?
Not officially
24) Bottle or can soda?
bottle
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Pay off all debt, get a big tattoo, then kidnap you and a few people and go on a trip somewhere neat.
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
Home. Its where my books and food are.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
Do you believe in the Washing Machine goblin?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Go to the mall and pretend to have violent conversations with inanimate objects in front of stores that I dont like.
30) Do you swear a lot?
Like a smurfy sailor
31) Biggest pet peeve?
People who take themselves too seriously
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Flammible
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Nope. Sex is fun and intelligent conversation is fun. Lets start with that.
34) Favourite and least favourite food?
LOVE: Cheese. HATE: Onions.
35) Do you believe in God?
As much as I do the Washing Machine Goblin
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?