Administrative Assistant to Evil.

[alliancesjr]

One of the running jokes in DYB is that I'm Le Moru's assistant/secretary. I don't do her evil, violent, demonic deeds, but I process all the paperwork for it, schedule those events, and take all her phone calls from other demons. Satan's on speed-dial 3 on my work phone, and I always have to talk to Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light, because she refuses to.

My soul is kept in a jar on her desk, next to my liver. I found that out after my first evisceration; when she resurrected me (so I could call the cleaners to take care of the carpet), she pointed it out to me.

Furthermore, there are all sorts of clauses in my contract that I didn't bother to read until my second evisceration. Some of them didn't even become visible until my second evisceration. Most prominent is the one about my salary.

Again, if I resurrect you back to the point of employment, then you have only worked for me for 5 hours...

...Consistently...

You really need to read the Demonic Employee guide. You need to be here 12 months before a raise consideration, and 6 months before you are out of temporary probation.

So she raises me plenty of times, but she never gives me a raise. I'm lucky the starting salary is pretty good.

At least I'm not a temp.

Comments

[icysnowgirl.livejournal.com]

These are the kind of things that give DYBIMs its flavor. The lore and the interaction we have with each other.

[alliancesjr.livejournal.com]

Even the creepy stuff! :D

Especially the creepy stuff. XD

[icysnowgirl.livejournal.com]

Yup! Especially the creepy stuff. X3

[usagiweaver.livejournal.com]

I could only imagine how much worse a temp would be treated! *gonk*

[alliancesjr.livejournal.com]

None of the agencies give us any these days. Apparently, the last one was caught stealing office supplies.