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alliancesjrA note beforehand: This is based upon people and events from the Society of Romuel, an online game that I am a part of. Thank you.
THE MIDNIGHT SNACK SAGA
Special Society Edition
Live and Let Daidoji
FADE IN
(INTERIOR: CHURCH OF MOD, BASEMENT A small room in the Basement, where members of the SOCIETAS ROMU are gathered)
KYRAA: *smacking her bitch up, yo*
ALLIANCE (Totally Not Allison): Ow. Stop that.
KYRAA: QUIET. *smacks her bitch up AND takes a picture* Rule One of the Societas Romu! Don't talk about the Societas Romu!
MORYERA: But--
KYRAA: *smack* Rule Two of the Societas Romu! Don't talk about the Societas Romu!
SOME GUY: *bursts in*
WESTONIAN: Who the fuck are you?
SOME GUY: My name is Daidoji Fou-lu. There was a sign outside that said "WE ARE THE EMO", and I'm fuckin' emo.
(Ladies and Gentlemen, let it be known that I just about died laughing while writing that last.)
MORYERA: *swoon*!
CRYLLIA: Hey Kyraa?
KYRAA: Yes?
CRYLLIA: Let's lynch him.
KYRAA: Rock on! *high-fives Cryllia*
CRYLLIA: *high-fives Kyraa*
LASREAINE: *high-fives*
FADE OUT
INQUISITION IN
GRAYED: No one expects the Modist Inquisition!
GENDOU: I did.
GRAYED: But you're special. You're, like, Gendou. Always with the shadows and the always watching and the creepy. Always with the creepy. It's so very hot.
GENDOU: Yes. Which is all part of my nefarious plan.
GRAYED: Nefarious plan?
GENDOU: My nefarious plan. Which is, of course, the purchase of a new hat. Anyway, I have a job for you.
GRAYED: Interrogation? Fighting? Ordering pizza for the Inquisitors' Ice Cream Social?
GENDOU: No, to the first two. You'll be serving as the Defense in the trial that's coming up.
GRAYED: Um, okay. Sure!
GENDOU: By the way, your Defendant is a super-pheromonal megalomaniac with a god-complex, a woman-complex, an oedipal complex, and a sexy complex. He's charming and emo and all the fun stuff, and you need to have it all prepared by tomorrow morning. Good luck!
GRAYED: D:
FADE OUT
SEXY IN
ETERNITIAN: *singing* I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can so I can...
GENDOU: My lieutenant.
ETERNITIAN: My General.
GENDOU: Hello.
ETERNITIAN: Hi! :D
GENDOU: I have a job for you.
ETERNITIAN: Right, the Ice Cream Social. I'm torn between getting Mint Chocolate Chip and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
GENDOU: I like the rainbow sherbet. It's pretty. But no, that's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
ETERNITIAN: I figured, but the syrup washed out in the end!
GENDOU: No. Not that. I need you to serve as the Prosecution in the upcoming Trial.
ETERNITIAN: That's lame. Why can't I just kill him?
GENDOU: Because that's not what Kyraa wants.
ETERNITIAN: Kyraa doesn't have to know.
GENDOU: It doesn't matter.
ETERNITIAN: But I've got these cool samurai swords!
GENDOU: You're not killing him.
STYSKEL: What about me? Can I kill him?
GENDOU: No. No one's killing him. Now get to work. *leaves*
ETERNITIAN: So, you gonna kill him?
STYSKEL: Yup.
SEXY OUT
IRON MAN IN
KYRAA: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Society, I welcome you to the Trial. This is completely ridiculous, and everyone thinks that it shouldn't happen. Now let's enjoy ourselves, right, Judges?
ALLISON (Totally Not Alliance): Yup.
GENDOU: Yup.
WESTONIAN: Damn hangover. Yup.
MORYERA: Yup. ^o^
LASREAINE: Yup.
WILLIAM: Yup.
BOOMHAUER: Ayup. *drinks his beer* Thisstrilistehshitsyawittehcourtnthejudgsnitscool, numsayin?
DAIDOJI: No, not my sweet Moryera!
KIA: I should have killed him and been done with it. Except no. I AM A CONFUSED KITTY. Let's just hope that I don't get called to the stand.
ETERNITIAN: The Prosectution calls Kia as its first witness.
KIA: Crap!
ETERNITIAN: Now, Kia, do you swear that I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts?
KIA: I do.
ETERNITIAN: *wink*
EVERY FEMALE IN THE ROOM: *swoon*!
GRAYED: Objection! Counsel is leading the witness, due to SEXY.
MORYERA: I'll allow it.
GRAYED: But--
MORYERA: I SAID I'LL ALLOW IT, MODBANNIT!
GRAYED: ...okay...
ETERNITIAN: Now, Kia, where were you on the night of September First?
KIA: I was--
ETERNITIAN: Permission to treat the witness as hostile.
KYRAA: Permission denied.
KIA: I was in the--
ETERNITIAN: OH REALLY? Well, what about THIS? I present People's Exhibit A
WILLIAM: That's a hamburger.
ALLISON: This is bullshit.
ETERNITIAN: No, this is quality beef, your honor.
KYRAA: I'll allow it.
ETERNITIAN: AHA! The cat's in the bag! The chickens come home to roost! The dish ran away with the spoon! Three blind mice! THREE! BLIND! MICE!
KIA: But--
ETERNITIAN: See how they run, Kia. SEE HOW THEY RUN.
KIA: OKAY. I'M SORRY, I DID IT. *bawls*
GRAYED: Objection! I move to have that stricken from the record!
WILLIAM: Nuh-uh. I don't think so. The last time you struck one of my records, it broke.
KYRAA: Kia, you have been charged with horrible crimes. How do you plead?
KIA: Cute! =oo= Nya?
EVERYONE: Awww........
RIPPLE OUT
DRAMATIC CSI-LIKE CUT IN
KYRAA: Well, this has been an amazing trial. I hated it, and I know you all are similarly relieved that it's finally over.
EVERYONE: *acknowledges this in some way, shape, or form*
KYRAA: Well, we've got one thing left to do before this is over with. Ruevian, my Special Verdict Gavel, please.
RUEVIAN: I ain't your go'fer, short girl.
KYRAA: Please?
RUEVIAN: Oh, fine. *retrieves the Special Verdict Gavel*
KYRAA: Thank you. Daidoji Fou-lu, you have been charged with Assault, Battery, and Possession of a Captured Saint with Intent to Sell. We, the Generals of the Societas Romu, find you...
FADE OUT
BLACK IN
LADY: Lame.
TIGER: Incredibly lame. This is so totally not worthy of us.
LADY: I know. Hey, want to go get some milk?
TIGER: Bitch, I'll cut you.
ROLL CREDITS OUT.
fin
Special Society Edition
Live and Let Daidoji
FADE IN
(INTERIOR: CHURCH OF MOD, BASEMENT A small room in the Basement, where members of the SOCIETAS ROMU are gathered)
KYRAA: *smacking her bitch up, yo*
ALLIANCE (Totally Not Allison): Ow. Stop that.
KYRAA: QUIET. *smacks her bitch up AND takes a picture* Rule One of the Societas Romu! Don't talk about the Societas Romu!
MORYERA: But--
KYRAA: *smack* Rule Two of the Societas Romu! Don't talk about the Societas Romu!
SOME GUY: *bursts in*
WESTONIAN: Who the fuck are you?
SOME GUY: My name is Daidoji Fou-lu. There was a sign outside that said "WE ARE THE EMO", and I'm fuckin' emo.
(Ladies and Gentlemen, let it be known that I just about died laughing while writing that last.)
MORYERA: *swoon*!
CRYLLIA: Hey Kyraa?
KYRAA: Yes?
CRYLLIA: Let's lynch him.
KYRAA: Rock on! *high-fives Cryllia*
CRYLLIA: *high-fives Kyraa*
LASREAINE: *high-fives*
FADE OUT
INQUISITION IN
GRAYED: No one expects the Modist Inquisition!
GENDOU: I did.
GRAYED: But you're special. You're, like, Gendou. Always with the shadows and the always watching and the creepy. Always with the creepy. It's so very hot.
GENDOU: Yes. Which is all part of my nefarious plan.
GRAYED: Nefarious plan?
GENDOU: My nefarious plan. Which is, of course, the purchase of a new hat. Anyway, I have a job for you.
GRAYED: Interrogation? Fighting? Ordering pizza for the Inquisitors' Ice Cream Social?
GENDOU: No, to the first two. You'll be serving as the Defense in the trial that's coming up.
GRAYED: Um, okay. Sure!
GENDOU: By the way, your Defendant is a super-pheromonal megalomaniac with a god-complex, a woman-complex, an oedipal complex, and a sexy complex. He's charming and emo and all the fun stuff, and you need to have it all prepared by tomorrow morning. Good luck!
GRAYED: D:
FADE OUT
SEXY IN
ETERNITIAN: *singing* I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can so I can...
GENDOU: My lieutenant.
ETERNITIAN: My General.
GENDOU: Hello.
ETERNITIAN: Hi! :D
GENDOU: I have a job for you.
ETERNITIAN: Right, the Ice Cream Social. I'm torn between getting Mint Chocolate Chip and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
GENDOU: I like the rainbow sherbet. It's pretty. But no, that's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
ETERNITIAN: I figured, but the syrup washed out in the end!
GENDOU: No. Not that. I need you to serve as the Prosecution in the upcoming Trial.
ETERNITIAN: That's lame. Why can't I just kill him?
GENDOU: Because that's not what Kyraa wants.
ETERNITIAN: Kyraa doesn't have to know.
GENDOU: It doesn't matter.
ETERNITIAN: But I've got these cool samurai swords!
GENDOU: You're not killing him.
STYSKEL: What about me? Can I kill him?
GENDOU: No. No one's killing him. Now get to work. *leaves*
ETERNITIAN: So, you gonna kill him?
STYSKEL: Yup.
SEXY OUT
IRON MAN IN
KYRAA: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Society, I welcome you to the Trial. This is completely ridiculous, and everyone thinks that it shouldn't happen. Now let's enjoy ourselves, right, Judges?
ALLISON (Totally Not Alliance): Yup.
GENDOU: Yup.
WESTONIAN: Damn hangover. Yup.
MORYERA: Yup. ^o^
LASREAINE: Yup.
WILLIAM: Yup.
BOOMHAUER: Ayup. *drinks his beer* Thisstrilistehshitsyawittehcourtnthejudgsnitscool, numsayin?
DAIDOJI: No, not my sweet Moryera!
KIA: I should have killed him and been done with it. Except no. I AM A CONFUSED KITTY. Let's just hope that I don't get called to the stand.
ETERNITIAN: The Prosectution calls Kia as its first witness.
KIA: Crap!
ETERNITIAN: Now, Kia, do you swear that I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts?
KIA: I do.
ETERNITIAN: *wink*
EVERY FEMALE IN THE ROOM: *swoon*!
GRAYED: Objection! Counsel is leading the witness, due to SEXY.
MORYERA: I'll allow it.
GRAYED: But--
MORYERA: I SAID I'LL ALLOW IT, MODBANNIT!
GRAYED: ...okay...
ETERNITIAN: Now, Kia, where were you on the night of September First?
KIA: I was--
ETERNITIAN: Permission to treat the witness as hostile.
KYRAA: Permission denied.
KIA: I was in the--
ETERNITIAN: OH REALLY? Well, what about THIS? I present People's Exhibit A
WILLIAM: That's a hamburger.
ALLISON: This is bullshit.
ETERNITIAN: No, this is quality beef, your honor.
KYRAA: I'll allow it.
ETERNITIAN: AHA! The cat's in the bag! The chickens come home to roost! The dish ran away with the spoon! Three blind mice! THREE! BLIND! MICE!
KIA: But--
ETERNITIAN: See how they run, Kia. SEE HOW THEY RUN.
KIA: OKAY. I'M SORRY, I DID IT. *bawls*
GRAYED: Objection! I move to have that stricken from the record!
WILLIAM: Nuh-uh. I don't think so. The last time you struck one of my records, it broke.
KYRAA: Kia, you have been charged with horrible crimes. How do you plead?
KIA: Cute! =oo= Nya?
EVERYONE: Awww........
RIPPLE OUT
DRAMATIC CSI-LIKE CUT IN
KYRAA: Well, this has been an amazing trial. I hated it, and I know you all are similarly relieved that it's finally over.
EVERYONE: *acknowledges this in some way, shape, or form*
KYRAA: Well, we've got one thing left to do before this is over with. Ruevian, my Special Verdict Gavel, please.
RUEVIAN: I ain't your go'fer, short girl.
KYRAA: Please?
RUEVIAN: Oh, fine. *retrieves the Special Verdict Gavel*
KYRAA: Thank you. Daidoji Fou-lu, you have been charged with Assault, Battery, and Possession of a Captured Saint with Intent to Sell. We, the Generals of the Societas Romu, find you...
FADE OUT
BLACK IN
LADY: Lame.
TIGER: Incredibly lame. This is so totally not worthy of us.
LADY: I know. Hey, want to go get some milk?
TIGER: Bitch, I'll cut you.
ROLL CREDITS OUT.
fin
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Date: 2006-02-22 06:40 pm (UTC)And you made me totally fangirl Gendou. Pshh, like, when does that ever happen? ;o
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Date: 2006-02-22 07:13 pm (UTC)Roflpants. SRSLY.
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Date: 2006-02-22 08:30 pm (UTC)<3
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Date: 2006-02-22 08:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-22 09:02 pm (UTC)Bring it, Devil-boy.
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Date: 2006-02-22 09:17 pm (UTC)Or I shall continue with my current plan of not getting involved in the trial at all. Which works, considering how much homework I've got right now.
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Date: 2006-02-22 09:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-22 09:54 pm (UTC)Do you have ANY IDEA how EXPENSIVE he is?! Economy Devil, here! D:{
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Date: 2006-02-22 10:05 pm (UTC)He started it.
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Date: 2006-02-22 11:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-23 02:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-23 03:59 am (UTC)However, chocolate-chip cookie-dough ice-cream is one of my favorites.
My actual favorite is chocolate peanut-butter ice-cream, but only if done right. The correct way is to use chocolate ice-cream and swirl it with chunky peanut-butter. Most places take short-cuts, however; they use peanut-butter ice-cream and add chocolate-chips and/or chocolate-sauce, or they add peanut-butter cups or pieces to chocolate or peanut-butter ice-cream. This is cheating, and does not result in a desireable variant of ice-cream.
The only correct way, as stated above, is to swirl chunky peanut-butter into chocolate ice-cream. All other methods are false, so do not be fooled.
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Date: 2006-02-23 01:24 pm (UTC)Honestly, I don't like peanut butter as much as I used to. Though Peter Pan brand is awesome, and I don't know why it tastes better than all the others. But it does.
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Date: 2006-02-24 01:33 pm (UTC)