The Midnight Snack Saga - Part II

[alliancesjr]

A year after the creation of a new member
One group plots against him...

AllianceSJR Pictures presents
A Church of Mod production
In an AllianceSJR post

THE MIDNIGHT SNACK SAGA
Part II - Fiddler's On A Roof


FADE IN

TEA: All right, gang, we need to plot against someone.

ROMUEL: Yes, we should. *sparkles silently in the corner*

DEORIDHE: I think we should hold a sur--

TEA: *interrupts* I think we should hold a surprise--

ALLIANCE: *interrupts* I like swords!

DEORIDHE (Not bolded!): Yes.

TEA: Come on, people, we need to seriously plot here!

GENDOU: ...always watching...

FADE OUT


STARWIPE IN

An empty room in the Church

FIDDLER: *enters* Hallo...?

THE ROOM: *seems entirely empty*

FIDDLER: The room seems entirely empty!

*The lights turn on.*

EVERYONE: SURPRISE!

FIDDLER: *is taken aback* I'm taken aback!

ALLIANCE: But we just got you! :D *is shot*

KYRAA: *hides the smoking gun* Happy Gaiaversary, Fiddler!

ALLIANCE: What she said.

TEA: No! Ally! Go bleed somewhere else!

ALLIANCE: All right. *leaves*

AMY SPARKLESHINE: *winks, and eats a banana fairly suggestively*

FIDDLER: This is all a bit too much for me to handle! Whysoever did you all do this for me?

KEPTAN: Because we love you. And I expect the same for my Gaiaversary.

*rimshot*

CRICKETS: *chirp*

KEPTAN: Ah, who asked you?

DRUM SOLO OUT


BATMAN IN

Fiddler (Not capitalized!): All right, everyone! Time to eat!

EVERYONE: *eats*

AMY BLONDHAIR: *still workin' on that banana* ;D

ICY: Hey, I want a banana too! *eats it just as slowly* Hey, why's everyone snickering?

DV: *chuckling* Never lose your innocence.

ICY: Okay! ^o^

ICY'S INNOCENCE: Yeah, toots. I'm stickin' with you forever! You won't get rid of me that easily!

STYSKEL: Economy RAWR!

ICY: *swoon!*

RIPPLE OUT


PIZZA IN

KYRAA: I still don't like pizza.

PIZZA OUT


BACKWARDS IN

FIDDLER: Tea, would you like to slowdance with me?

TEA: Why of course.

*They slowdance*

TEA: *whispers something into Fiddler's ear*

FIDDLER: *bright red* Oh my.

TEA: *evil snickering*

MORYERA: Weston! Dance with me!

WESTONIAN: Okay. *dances*

KYRAA: Ally! Dance with me!

ALLIANCE: *has stopped bleeding* Okay! *dances*

AMY: Banana that I have slowly been eating in a rather suggestive manner, will you dance with me?

BANANA: *says nothing, for it is simply a banana, and therefore cannot talk*

BONANZA: We have Indians!

JOHN WAYNE: Posers.

TUO SDRAWROF


FADE IN

FIDDLER: My, this was such a lovely party.

ALLNIACE (Not spelled correctly!): It really was. Even though I was shot and bled all over the place.

FIDDLER: Yeah...about that...

ROMUEL: Yes. Alliance, you need to clean that up.

ALLIANCE: But...but...

ROMUEL: Just kidding!

EVERYONE: *laughs*

CHEESEY SITCOM ENDING OUT

~fin~

Comments

[nefariousgrey.livejournal.com]

I love it.

John Wayne is a poofter.

[hunnybee929.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's funny and disturbing at the same time. It probably doesn't help that I don't know these people.

[alliancesjr.livejournal.com]

You should read the first one. It's even funnier and more disturbing! :D

[queenanthai.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what any of this referred to, but I died laughing at

"BANANA: *says nothing, for it is simply a banana, and therefore cannot talk*"

Sounds eerily familiar to something I wrote in a Buffy fanfic once...

[kuroifey.livejournal.com]

:O YES! And I'm less than incredibly late on my comment for this one. ;o