Daily Twitter Dump

[alliancesjr]

Because I am an attention whore, I've set up a daily auto-dump from Twitter.

17:29 @queenanthai Yes, Cleo is in Birmingham, but I'm not all about to say "O HAI I AM IN TOWN LET ME KIDNAP YOU I AM A CRAZY INTERNET STALKER" #

17:29 Unless she asks, of course. #

17:29 By "kidnap" I mean "dinner", Cleo. #

17:32 LET ME DINNER YOU #

17:32 Yeah, that makes it sound totally less creepy. #

17:33 Shit, that should have been a Twilight snark. During "meet the parents" Edward's all "LET ME DINNER YOU BELLA" #

17:36 @krazycat I know, seriously. #

20:01 @cleolinda Haha, that's fine. #

21:26 Yeah, Dayna, Cleo linked to an...was it ONTD post? About Sims 2? Where the guy used the word. #

21:28 @orangeinah You magnificent bastard. <3 #

21:34 @queenanthai Hasn't he before? This is nothing new. #

21:37 @queenanthai *patronizing pat* #

21:39 @queenanthai Ask him to let you dinner him. #

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