01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? Married is serious, right? 02) What was your dream growing up? I wanted to be a cartoonist. That didn't end well. 03) What talent do you wish you had? SINGING. I can't sing for shit. 04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Goose fuckin' Island. :) 05) Favorite vegetable? Mmmmmm broccoli. 06) What was the last book you read? Watchmen. IT COUNTS. 07) What zodiac sign are you? Aries. 08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. One tattoo on the back of my right shoulder and one on my upper left arm. 09) Worst Habit? Rampant insecurity. 10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Yes, Kevin. In my shiny Porsche. :P 11) What is your favorite sport? Tonsil hockey. 12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? Vaguely pessimistic. 13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Break into a rousing chorus of "Never Gonna Give You Up" until the elevator itself spat us out. 14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? Hurricane Katrina. 15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I can do the Electric Slide, but I refuse to ever demonstrate. 16) Do you have any pets? Snuggles and Kyle the Wonder Kitty. 17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? Dude, that's a lot of gas money you just spent. 18) What was your first impression of me? OH HAI I LIEK UR ICON. 19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Terrifying. 20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Ugh, get some fucking muscle definition. 21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? I'm not your crime partner already? 22) What color eyes do you have? Bluish-green. 23) Ever been arrested? No. 24) Bottle or can soda? Glass bottles. 25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Pay my fucking debt and MOVE. 27) What's your favorite place to hang out at? My bedroom. I know. I'm boring. 28) Do you believe in ghosts? Nah. 29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Internet piracy. 30) Do you swear a lot? Fuck yeah. 31) Biggest pet peeve? Dishonesty of any degree. 32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Memorable. :) 33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Absolutely. 34) Favourite and least favourite food? Chicken and fish, respectively. 35) Do you believe in God? No. 36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? No. I'm lazy.
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02) What was your dream growing up? I wanted to be a cartoonist. That didn't end well.
03) What talent do you wish you had? SINGING. I can't sing for shit.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Goose fuckin' Island. :)
05) Favorite vegetable? Mmmmmm broccoli.
06) What was the last book you read? Watchmen. IT COUNTS.
07) What zodiac sign are you? Aries.
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. One tattoo on the back of my right shoulder and one on my upper left arm.
09) Worst Habit? Rampant insecurity.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Yes, Kevin. In my shiny Porsche. :P
11) What is your favorite sport? Tonsil hockey.
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? Vaguely pessimistic.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Break into a rousing chorus of "Never Gonna Give You Up" until the elevator itself spat us out.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? Hurricane Katrina.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I can do the Electric Slide, but I refuse to ever demonstrate.
16) Do you have any pets? Snuggles and Kyle the Wonder Kitty.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? Dude, that's a lot of gas money you just spent.
18) What was your first impression of me? OH HAI I LIEK UR ICON.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Terrifying.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Ugh, get some fucking muscle definition.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? I'm not your crime partner already?
22) What color eyes do you have? Bluish-green.
23) Ever been arrested? No.
24) Bottle or can soda? Glass bottles.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Pay my fucking debt and MOVE.
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at? My bedroom. I know. I'm boring.
28) Do you believe in ghosts? Nah.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Internet piracy.
30) Do you swear a lot? Fuck yeah.
31) Biggest pet peeve? Dishonesty of any degree.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Memorable. :)
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Absolutely.
34) Favourite and least favourite food? Chicken and fish, respectively.
35) Do you believe in God? No.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? No. I'm lazy.