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[alliancesjr]

skybreak397: Hmm.

skybreak397: So many spells, and I can only have one.

Merchant SJR: This is why I made a Wizard.

skybreak397: Hush.

skybreak397: I like sorcs, they're fun.

Merchant SJR: "Lookit me, I'm spontaneously casting! No preparation!"

skybreak397: Preparation is for loosers.

Merchant SJR: Losers, however, who can learn any spell they wish.

Merchant SJR: And prepare scrolls and wands and staves to help expand their daily usage.

skybreak397: yes, that is the flaw in my character design...

skybreak397: But if you need firepower, a sorc is your best bet.

Merchant SJR: Aye.

Merchant SJR: You can hire out a wizard to identify magic items for you.

skybreak397: The team'll be pissed if I don't learn to identify swag, but I'll be pissed if I don't get a spell to make the peoples fall down.

Merchant SJR: I doubt you'll need to identify things on the fly. Wait until you get back to town and pay for it to be done.

Merchant SJR: Sure, there's a fee, and you have to take out a service plan.

skybreak397: That's also a fine option.

skybreak397: Service plan?

Merchant SJR: A guarantee on the spell's effect for 5 years or 50 uses, whichever comes first.

skybreak397: . . .

skybreak397: That is so awesome and deranged at the same time.

Merchant SJR: Normal wear and tear on the spell does not qualify for the service, and will cost extra to be reapplied.

Merchant SJR: They give you a little amulet for dungeon-side assistance, see? It's cool.

skybreak397: NLMEA?

skybreak397: NorthLands Magical Equipment Assistance?

Merchant SJR: The logo is a tow truck with a wizard's hat on!

skybreak397: Lmao

skybreak397: All of the techs have to be Gnomes with overalls and name patchs with "B'uck" or"Eural"

Merchant SJR: No. No gnomes.

skybreak397: Why the hell not?!

skybreak397: Gnomes are awesome.

Merchant SJR: Do you really want Illusionists to service your equipment?

skybreak397: Hmm, good point.

Merchant SJR: They'll just make you THINK it's been fixed.

skybreak397: "Well here's yer problem.  Somebody done replaces this here focusing gem with a peice'a rock candy."

Merchant SJR: But I like rock candy!

skybreak397: The mental image is just awesome.