Discworld, The Abridged Version

Or, I have no idea what is going on what the hell you guys¹

I say this is the Abridged Version because it's not over yet I am still here. Although I am leaving today.

Without getting into details², the following things happened.

1. Spent time with Rob Wilkins, Terry's Personal Assistant, and drove him to a U2 concert in Chicago.


2. Had dinner with Terry and a couple other Awesome People at a nice place in Madison.⁴ There will be details later.


3. Performed TWICE officially.


4. Was given The Suit. For free. That parts of it were custom tailored for me.⁵ I get to take this thing home without paying for it is what I am saying you guys.

Not included in the numbered list is the far more awesome fact that I made a fantastic new friend who happens to be ten years younger than me, this is not creepy in any way whatsoever, this must be how Dayna feels all the time.

---

1. Not entirely true.


2. Which, YES DAYNA I WILL BLOG ABOUT IT LEAVE ME ALONE³


3. Seriously, I will, don't look at me like that.


4. I think I made him laugh once. I was mostly listening, though, the man has the most interesting stories and is so incredibly quick with puns and innuendo that it makes me look boring in comparison.


5. People sometimes say, "Why bother to volunteer, I don't want to work when I'm there to have fun." These people are morons.