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#punchlineswitch explained
May. 16th, 2009 09:06 am[5/15/2009 10:58:54 PM] Kevin: If it makes you feel better, you can ask me on air and I can refuse there.
[5/15/2009 10:59:08 PM] Kevin: ...that was me agreeing with you on that, Dayna.
[5/15/2009 10:59:10 PM] Dayna: Nah, the listeners hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight. :D
[5/15/2009 11:00:11 PM] Dayna: I like doing this pre-show work now rather than me springing it on you mid-show. SEE I LEARNED MY LESSON
[5/15/2009 11:00:29 PM] Kevin: HEY LOOK IT WORKS
[5/15/2009 11:00:32 PM] Dayna: THE BLACK EYE REALLY DROVE IT HOME I PROMISE I WON'T MAKE PIZZA FOR DINNER
[5/15/2009 11:00:44 PM] Kevin: PIZZA IS FINE JUST NO MUSHROOMS
[5/15/2009 11:00:53 PM] Kevin: WHAT DO YOU TELL A WOMAN WITH TWO BLACK EYES
[5/15/2009 11:01:01 PM] Dayna: Nothing, you already told her twice.
[5/15/2009 11:01:04 PM] Kevin: THAT ALEXIS DENISOF, WHILE HOT, CAN BE A BASTARD
[5/15/2009 11:01:10 PM] Kevin: Or that.
[5/15/2009 11:01:14 PM] Dayna: Yeahbuhwhat?
[5/15/2009 11:01:28 PM] Kevin: Wesley was the one who did that?
[5/15/2009 11:01:35 PM] Dayna: ...ohright.
[5/15/2009 11:01:40 PM] Dayna: Hey.
[5/15/2009 11:01:42 PM] Dayna: Hey Kevin.
[5/15/2009 11:01:51 PM] Dayna: How do you fix a woman's watch?
[5/15/2009 11:02:03 PM] Kevin: Throw a baby down the stairs.
[5/15/2009 11:02:11 PM] Dayna: ........oh GOD I love you.
[5/15/2009 11:02:28 PM] Kevin: No, really, what was the punchline?
[5/15/2009 11:02:51 PM] Dayna: Wait, are you just throwing punchlines from other jokes into offensive setups? Because that was like....surrealist meta.
[5/15/2009 11:03:26 PM] Kevin: Yes.
[5/15/2009 11:03:40 PM] Dayna: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "A BABY IN A BLENDER!"
[5/15/2009 11:03:48 PM] Kevin: IT WORKS
[5/15/2009 11:04:31 PM] Dayna: "How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?" "Nothing, you already told that bitch twice."
[5/15/2009 11:04:48 PM] Dayna: #newandinexplicablefad
[5/15/2009 11:05:23 PM] Dayna: The punchline, FYI, was "You don't, there's a clock on the stove."
[5/15/2009 11:05:46 PM] Kevin: Nice.
...
[5/15/2009 11:08:26 PM] Dayna: Okay, time to create a fad. The hashtag is #punchlineswitch
[5/15/2009 10:59:08 PM] Kevin: ...that was me agreeing with you on that, Dayna.
[5/15/2009 10:59:10 PM] Dayna: Nah, the listeners hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight. :D
[5/15/2009 11:00:11 PM] Dayna: I like doing this pre-show work now rather than me springing it on you mid-show. SEE I LEARNED MY LESSON
[5/15/2009 11:00:29 PM] Kevin: HEY LOOK IT WORKS
[5/15/2009 11:00:32 PM] Dayna: THE BLACK EYE REALLY DROVE IT HOME I PROMISE I WON'T MAKE PIZZA FOR DINNER
[5/15/2009 11:00:44 PM] Kevin: PIZZA IS FINE JUST NO MUSHROOMS
[5/15/2009 11:00:53 PM] Kevin: WHAT DO YOU TELL A WOMAN WITH TWO BLACK EYES
[5/15/2009 11:01:01 PM] Dayna: Nothing, you already told her twice.
[5/15/2009 11:01:04 PM] Kevin: THAT ALEXIS DENISOF, WHILE HOT, CAN BE A BASTARD
[5/15/2009 11:01:10 PM] Kevin: Or that.
[5/15/2009 11:01:14 PM] Dayna: Yeahbuhwhat?
[5/15/2009 11:01:28 PM] Kevin: Wesley was the one who did that?
[5/15/2009 11:01:35 PM] Dayna: ...ohright.
[5/15/2009 11:01:40 PM] Dayna: Hey.
[5/15/2009 11:01:42 PM] Dayna: Hey Kevin.
[5/15/2009 11:01:51 PM] Dayna: How do you fix a woman's watch?
[5/15/2009 11:02:03 PM] Kevin: Throw a baby down the stairs.
[5/15/2009 11:02:11 PM] Dayna: ........oh GOD I love you.
[5/15/2009 11:02:28 PM] Kevin: No, really, what was the punchline?
[5/15/2009 11:02:51 PM] Dayna: Wait, are you just throwing punchlines from other jokes into offensive setups? Because that was like....surrealist meta.
[5/15/2009 11:03:26 PM] Kevin: Yes.
[5/15/2009 11:03:40 PM] Dayna: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "A BABY IN A BLENDER!"
[5/15/2009 11:03:48 PM] Kevin: IT WORKS
[5/15/2009 11:04:31 PM] Dayna: "How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?" "Nothing, you already told that bitch twice."
[5/15/2009 11:04:48 PM] Dayna: #newandinexplicablefad
[5/15/2009 11:05:23 PM] Dayna: The punchline, FYI, was "You don't, there's a clock on the stove."
[5/15/2009 11:05:46 PM] Kevin: Nice.
...
[5/15/2009 11:08:26 PM] Dayna: Okay, time to create a fad. The hashtag is #punchlineswitch
