Daily Twitter Dump

Because I am an attention whore, I've set up a daily auto-dump from Twitter.

10:39 Whenever I see someone with their ears guaged, I cringe. Especially when it's stretched so far you can pass a quarter through. #

11:49 I love the fact that I deliver mail to the Director of Cheese. #

13:01 Haha, there is an angry note war going on in the 4th floor supply room. IS DIS SUM DRAMA OVR HEER?? #

13:18 I must admit, I'm a bit of a Bush fan. No, the band. Do I -look- simple? #

13:18 Don't answer that, Dayna. #

14:18 If your sex was on fire, wouldn't you require skin grafts? #

16:51 @queenanthai Package shipped on the 16th, should arrive tomorrow. I can give you a tracking number if you want. #

18:48 @dantheshive I was going to say Quentin Travers, myself. #

18:49 @eso_si_que I was going to, but by the time I remembered that my cell phone had a camera in it, the notes were all taken down. #

19:06 @queenanthai I have e-mailed you the aforementioned love. REJOICE #

19:07 @feliciaday Perhaps she thought you were a cake? #

22:08 Note to self: Find appropriate translation for Doton: Mud Ensnare #

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Theater of War, Chapter Three

Wow, so this took me a long time to write. There's a lot about the last bit that doesn't flow right; comments and criticism are always appreciated.

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( Chapter Three )

Character Profile: Moriyama Yukiko

Konohagakure Ninja Dossier

Statistical

Name: Moriyama Yukiko
Age: 12
Rank: Genin
Reports to: Kurobana Ren (jounin)

Description: 4'3", lean build. Dark brown hair (often in pigtails, dark brown eyes. Wears a light-pink sport vest over long-sleeved white undershirt, hitai-ate on forehead, standard Konoha ninja sandals (black). Carries a short sword strapped to her back, in addition to Konoha "standard" weaponry.


Skills

Taijutsu (unarmed): Academy-ranked average.
Taijutsu (armed): Academy-ranked average with kunai, shows proficiency for tanto blade.
Ninjutsu: No documented proficiency; more data is required.
Genjutsu: Academy-ranked average ability with Henge (Transformation), Bunshin (Illusory Clone) jutsus. No further documented proficiency; more data is required.

Combat Tactics: None documented; more data is required.


Biographical

Family:
Moriyama Misato (mother), businesswoman.
Moriyama Keitaro (father), teacher. *NOTE: Civilian school, east village
Moriyama Hiroshi (brother), chuunin.

Teammates:
Hyuuga Hanabi
Shirai Keiko